dear blog,
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm giving u a name.
hmmm...
hmmmm................................................................................................................................................
do like hmmm?... ok, i'll call u hmmm from now on blog.
ok hmmm, since i'm bored and i have nothing to do [since i'm not in a mood to watch dvd], i'm gonna write crap. how about my boyfriend?
hmmm : h againnnn??? nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
me : deal it with hmmm. i'm so in love with my bf, i will write anything i want since i OWN YOU!
hmmm : pls make it short and simple, pleaseeeeee???
i'm having delusions. watafak.
ok la... simple je. i'd like my readers and my stalkers to know more about my bf. i've been writing about our problems in my previous posts which I think I’ve made people give the impression of him being a bad bf. He’s not a bad bf, he’s a good bf actually. He’s just immature! Ok now learn more about him and be nice!
My boyfriend:
1. very hyper. i mean, very very hyper kid. his behavior is like a 6 years old boy. he gets very excited knowing new things, screams, shouts, bables, jumps, punches, kicks, dances and everything that a 6 years does. heh.
2. talks too much. sometimes we fight on who to talk first. and everyyytime i'm telling him a story, he'll cut it and take over that topic , just like that.
3. he licks his finger when he's done eating instead of washing it, even if the sink is just 2 inches from him. the he will wipe his hand with his shirt or pants. and he eats again.
4. he will call me at least 3 times before he says anything. "baby, baby, baby! ade lighter?"
5. he likes asking stupid questions, eg: "b......cite Transformers dengan tomyam mane lagi best?" - out of the sudden.
6. He sepak any cats in front of him.
7. His reaction to anything superb is always delayed 30 seconds, "WOW!"
8. He brings his own mouse, mousepad and keyboard to cyber cafe like, T-bun when he has just a casual dota match.
9. Everything he holds will drop from his hands.
10. He's always hungry but seldom finishes his meal. He thinks that scientists should invent lamb chop in a pill or by just drinking it from a small cup. euw. he's just lazy when it comes to shredding, cutting, suaping and chewing the food.
11. He likes striking colours. He thinks green shirt and orange pants - stylO.
12. He pelat O. hahahahaha. eg: when we say elok (ei-loke) he'll say ei-LOCK. we say stylo (stai-low) he says stai-LOR. we say motor (moe-toe) he says mo-tow. hahahaha. so cute. our O (OWE) his O is OH with silent H at the back.
13. In a train, he will not give his seat to a pregnant lady standing in front of him. Instead, if i give the lady my seat, which then I have to stand.... he will right away give me his seat. weird.
14. He likes weird stuff. He likes to try exotic food. He'll eat otak lembu, sup konek lembu, tunjang lembu and things like that if the restaurant serves it. He wants a lion for a pet. Once, his family asked him to kill a rat they caught in the house. He took the rat (in the small cage), sprayed it with green paint and burn the rat with the spray and aerosol.
15. He sleeps with all the pillows on the bed. I always wake up in the middle of the night finding my head pillow-less. When I take the pillow back from him, 5 mins later he'll snatch back the pillow from head. And we will fight all night about whose pillow belongs to who.
16. He doesn't have any kindness in him when it comes to driving. He'll never give anyone his way. Imagine a car reverse from a parking lot, almost done reversing, as long as there's enuff space for him, he'll squeeze to that without stopping. Most of the time, even if there's not even a space for him, he'll stop in front of that car. Crazy.
17. He complains all the time.
18. He's allergic to sunlight. He said he shouldn't be a Malaysian and doesn't fit staying in Asia. he should be living in some cooler places.
19. He's asthmatic. And he uses it as a reason all the time. Especially when he wants to go back and play dota.
20. He doesn't lepak at mamaks. He hates lepak. Oldtown takpe.
21. He wears 2 bangles on each hand and a necklace he never takes off ever.
22. He thinks his jambang is hot.
23. He talks really fast. I don't know what's the rush.
24. He's easily pissed off when he encounters something inconvenient and tiring, for him. eg: we tapaw nasi and there's a soup in a plastic tied by getah. if he can't open that getah, he definitely will make a hole using a fork or anything that will do. he's like that in everything else.
25. Everytime he listens to a song he's familiar with, he says. "baby, lagu u!". everytime. even if i hate that song.
Good things about him!
1. He'll never leave me alone anywhere. He'll find away to make it possible for me to not stay alone.
2. He hates sunlight but he will always ask if I want to have lunch together with him.
3. He'll do anything for me even if he hates it.
4. He only answers MY phone calls and reply my text messages when he's playing dota.
5. Despite his dumb look, h is actually smart. really really smart. he is a very knowledgeable person. They way he learns something is by understanding that subject. He can talk about history, war, politics, animals, universe, psychology and surprisingly he knows a lot about religion. I think he knows everything. Makes my life easier when I don't understand something, I just ask him.
6. He really loves his mother. Mummy's boy.
7. He doesn't sleep all night when I'm sick. He waits until I need something. Very sweet.
8. He's a good joker.
9. He knows when to cheer my mood.
10. I'm his priority. heeee~