SPEAKING UR LANGUAGE:
i gave u time to FARM so u'll learn n undstnd.
i alrdy passed ur TOWERS, ur still at the FOUNTAIN?
u said ur PHAT but i see u as a FEEDER.
u win when we argue, KS? damn smart ha u?
hope u'll learn wen i giv u my ULTI, dat my MANA is priceless so pls appreciate it.
u said u love me, dat u r OWNING.
baby baby, am BEYOND GODLIKE and u CAN'T BEAT ME!
u noob.
gg.
For those who play DotA, u guys will understand whatever im crapping about here. but i know as for most girls who read this, u'll be wondering what the helllllllll is this shit??? hahaha.
well, girls this is my point of view towards DoTa:
DotA means Defence of the Ancients. but girls, dont be deceived by its actual meaning. DotA means, Dunia Orang Tanpa Awek. thats y for those who have gfs and play dota at the same time, they eventually get dumped or dump their own gfs. so kalau2 nak cari bf, 1st question should be, do u play dota? if he does, forget about him. ur wasting ur time. coz he'll definitely put dota as his priority and u could start google-ing all sorts of suicidal methods available on the internet. or maybe u'll end up being gay. or maybe u can start up a new club/society, or become an activist - DotA Girlfriends' Rights, or maybe u'll go insane and get caught hiding under the sink plucking all ur nose hair . who knows rite?
anywayyyyyy, i am lucky i can handle it. maybe becoz i know the game and i've played the game. yes, eventho i hate dota as much as other gfs do, i played it too. few times. no, i dont find the facination towards dota. my statements here macam sangat contra kan? benci tp main jugak.
seriously, i hate it. its like a virus. such addiction that destroy love, friends and family's relationships.
girls, DOTA SUCKS! dont listen to ur bfs whenever they say "dota ni best gile". dont buy it. those words are bullshit!
anyway, translations:
i gave u time to FARM (earn golds by killing enemies) so u'll learn n undstnd.
i alrdy passed ur TOWERS (tower la ape lagi), ur still at the FOUNTAIN (tempat diorang start or nak recover) ?
u said ur PHAT (barang baekkkk) but i see u as a FEEDER (asyik mati ngn enemy, earning them more gold).
u win when we argue, KS (killsteal - org lain penat2 attack, u get the points coz u killed the hero at the end/finish up for others/assisting)? damn smart ha u?
hope u'll learn wen i giv u my ULTI (ultimate power), dat my MANA (tatau cane nak explain. when u use ur power, ur mana bar is reduced) is priceless so pls appreciate it.
u said u love me, dat u r OWNING (killing heroes repeatedly).
baby baby, am BEYOND GODLIKE (killed more than 10 heroes straight) and u CAN'T BEAT ME!
u noob (new gamer/can't play).
gg (good game - always used at the end of the game).
i alrdy passed ur TOWERS, ur still at the FOUNTAIN?
u said ur PHAT but i see u as a FEEDER.
u win when we argue, KS? damn smart ha u?
hope u'll learn wen i giv u my ULTI, dat my MANA is priceless so pls appreciate it.
u said u love me, dat u r OWNING.
baby baby, am BEYOND GODLIKE and u CAN'T BEAT ME!
u noob.
gg.
For those who play DotA, u guys will understand whatever im crapping about here. but i know as for most girls who read this, u'll be wondering what the helllllllll is this shit??? hahaha.
well, girls this is my point of view towards DoTa:
DotA means Defence of the Ancients. but girls, dont be deceived by its actual meaning. DotA means, Dunia Orang Tanpa Awek. thats y for those who have gfs and play dota at the same time, they eventually get dumped or dump their own gfs. so kalau2 nak cari bf, 1st question should be, do u play dota? if he does, forget about him. ur wasting ur time. coz he'll definitely put dota as his priority and u could start google-ing all sorts of suicidal methods available on the internet. or maybe u'll end up being gay. or maybe u can start up a new club/society, or become an activist - DotA Girlfriends' Rights, or maybe u'll go insane and get caught hiding under the sink plucking all ur nose hair . who knows rite?
anywayyyyyy, i am lucky i can handle it. maybe becoz i know the game and i've played the game. yes, eventho i hate dota as much as other gfs do, i played it too. few times. no, i dont find the facination towards dota. my statements here macam sangat contra kan? benci tp main jugak.
seriously, i hate it. its like a virus. such addiction that destroy love, friends and family's relationships.
girls, DOTA SUCKS! dont listen to ur bfs whenever they say "dota ni best gile". dont buy it. those words are bullshit!
anyway, translations:
i gave u time to FARM (earn golds by killing enemies) so u'll learn n undstnd.
i alrdy passed ur TOWERS (tower la ape lagi), ur still at the FOUNTAIN (tempat diorang start or nak recover) ?
u said ur PHAT (barang baekkkk) but i see u as a FEEDER (asyik mati ngn enemy, earning them more gold).
u win when we argue, KS (killsteal - org lain penat2 attack, u get the points coz u killed the hero at the end/finish up for others/assisting)? damn smart ha u?
hope u'll learn wen i giv u my ULTI (ultimate power), dat my MANA (tatau cane nak explain. when u use ur power, ur mana bar is reduced) is priceless so pls appreciate it.
u said u love me, dat u r OWNING (killing heroes repeatedly).
baby baby, am BEYOND GODLIKE (killed more than 10 heroes straight) and u CAN'T BEAT ME!
u noob (new gamer/can't play).
gg (good game - always used at the end of the game).
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